Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Style for a while.

Have you ever wanted to get plastic surgery? I have never been one to want it... but I have definitely been thinking about it lately. I wonder how expensive it would be to make my butt look like the rear ends you see on TV. I just want a little bit of a curve. It's not like I can just apply some makeup and have it magically appear. It shouldn't cost more than a face-lift should it? Not as much detail? Anyone have any ideas?

Where'd my butt go?

I have decided the other day that I have no butt. I suppose I shouldn't complain because there are girls who would kill for less of a butt. Butt, in all seriousness, no matter what pants I wear my rear seems to disappear. I wish there were some kind of cosmetic for my but that would accentuate the curves (or maybe enhance them). I guess that that's kind of rediculous. I just wish that I would look all sexy-like with a nice round butt...